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An Open Letter To Growth Spurting Four Year Olds

You WILL eat again.

You just ate two waffles, 2 sausage links, half an apple, a glass of milk, and a boiled egg. There is not enough space in your belly for more.

When your socks don't fit, it doesn't mean that you now have a reason to never wear socks. It just means we need to get you new socks.

If you can, let us know when you START to get hungry. Because the walking up to me in tears as if your cat died only for you to say “I’m so hungry!” is a little freaky.

You WILL eat again. Really.

It’s okay to sleep a little longer. I promise you won’t miss anything big. No need to wake up before your body is ready and then march around like a cranky monster because HUNGRY!

The reason we “always” have to try on clothes is because your pant bottoms are at your shins and we’re trying to get a better fit for you. And it’s not “always”.

Your food is not going to run off your plate. It’s okay to slow down.

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Yes, we will be having supper today.


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